i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
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i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I can't put those talents on a resume
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That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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