is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
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Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
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So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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