Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
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Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
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This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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