3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
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You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
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HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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