after a month anything with tits is on the radar
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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