peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
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I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
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I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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