Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
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