why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
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How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
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Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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