Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
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This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
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she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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