He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
stop calling my apartment porn island.
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how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
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Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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