But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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