I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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