I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
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the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
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I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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