well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Randomize
