Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
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