okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
