what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
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Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
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It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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