ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
zippers are such a cool invention
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i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
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but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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