D3 body, D1 cock
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
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Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
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I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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