Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
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I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
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Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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