8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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