Pappa wants mamma naked
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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