fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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