Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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