OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I need to calm my uterus...
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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