Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
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How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
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Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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