then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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