I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
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I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
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We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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