He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
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she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
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I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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