Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
how can u be prego again
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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