So drunk its hurt
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
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sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
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I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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