And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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