good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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