Michael Bay diarrhea
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
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the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
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Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
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