I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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