I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
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I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
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He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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