make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
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