I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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