if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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