we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
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