Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
She's the barista slut.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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