mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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