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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...

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(607): View more from New York

i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.

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(410): View more from Maryland

we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.

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(217): View more from Illinois

i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here

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(979): View more from Texas

For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.

(512): View more from Texas

You. Win. At. Life.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.

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(224): View more from Illinois

I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.

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(514): View more from Quebec

He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.

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(954): View more from Florida

It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.

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