Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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