But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
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Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
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He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.