Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
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I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
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Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I need a beard to bite.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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