i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Come see our sink grown plant.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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