Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Girls should come with a carfax report
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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