She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
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if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
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He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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