I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
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Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
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Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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