Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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