Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
sex on a bike is impossible
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