marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
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