she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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