officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Last time i carry you out of a forest
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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