The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
it's like iHOP with fire
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Randomize
