I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
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Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
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In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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