HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
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We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
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He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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