Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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