it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
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I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
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Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
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Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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